Beard Update: I went to go buy some wine at the local wine shop. With this sort of facial hair, I was fully expecting not to be carded, but alas, I was. So disappointing. How long does my beard have to be to not be subject to that kind of humiliation??????
Thesis Update: Wow…I have a little over a month to do my thesis now… I should get cracking.
Thoroughly entertained. Daniel, I think Day 6 was optimal for you. Has it started itching yet? Also, what is the female equivalent of the thesis beard?
–veteran senior year bearder